Back from Outer Sleblovia

Greetings all!!! I must apologize for the hiatus from posting here, but I guess you could say that I have been busy living life and have not had much time to write about life. I would say I am choosing the better of the two options. Wouldn't you? What a difference a month makes!

Okay, back to the blogging... I recently participated in a Krav Maga Women's Self Defense class. For those of you not in the know, Krav Maga is the hand to hand combat technique used by the Israeli Defense System. I like to call it "The Art of Cheap Shots." You basically look for an open, and might I say vulnerable spot, on your opponent/attacker and have at it with whatever you have available (aka: knee, shin, elbow, etc). Fun, huh? It was a blast!!! I felt so bad-ass after the class, I wanted to walk around in a bad neighborhood just so that some unsuspecting criminal could attack me and I could "Krav Maga" the crap out of him!!! In case you didn't notice, I am using Krav Maga as a verb, that's right, my own little variation. Gotta problem with that (she says with a glare in her eye that says she can kick anyone's butt)? I didn't think so!!! Do you see the confidence that comes with this technique (along w/ a lot of sore muscles and bruises, but that is the price you pay for fierceness, I suppose). Anyways, I am now a huge fan of the technique and am considering taking the eight week course to become even more of a threat to the forces of evil. I highly recommend it to everyone. Hopefully, they will teach me some restraint as well so that I don't go around beating everyone up just cause I can (cause I gotta be honest with you... that is kinda how I feel right now).

Well, it feels good to be back in the blogosphere. Promise not to be gone this long again. There is just too much ridiculous stuff out there that I need to comment on/make fun of.