Too much Hasselhoff

Over the last week, I have encountered far too much David Hasselhoff on TV. The first offense: Knight Rider was spotted in the crowd crying (like a baby) during the announcement of Taylor Hicks' victory in American Idol. Bad, very bad (however, very fun to mock endlessly as I have been doing). The second offense: Lifeguard Mitch was a guest on the ever funny "Whose line is it anyway?" this week. Now, while I will admit, the skits he participated in were laugh-worthy, his outfit, DEAR LORD!!! He was wearing black leather pants, black leather boots, a blue shirt, and, to accent that ensemble...a black leather jacket. I can hear the conversation dear David had with his agent..."just get me on any show that will put me on camera, I'll do anything." I wouldn't be surprised if his character showed up on South Park, in red lifeguard shorts no less, driving a car that speaks (actually has there already been an episode like that, cuz that could be good). Then what, the Surreal Life, Celebrity Fear Factor, David Hasselhoff's Apprentice? What will we do? I guess, as long as he continues to make these ridiculous cameos, I will be forced to continue making fun of him. So maybe "too much Hasselhoff" is good, without him, where will I get all my material?